How to Saturday

It starts on Friday. Clear your calendar, unless you like doing a lot of stuff.

Don’t necessarily stay up super late or go to bed early. Go to sleep exactly when you are tired.

Wake up when you mean to. Stay in bed a little longer, just because you can.

Make coffee.

Drink water.

Grab a book and a blanket and your coffee. Spend just long enough on the couch reading with coffee.

Start to get hungry. Start thinking about maybe venturing out into the world.

What’s the weather?

Good, well then how about a cool lunch spot?

Not good weather, still go out, but go to a grocery store and get all the treats. Chips, cookies, pastries, rotisserie chicken, cereal, and ice cream.

Back to the couch and go fucking nuts on food. Watch a movie that you’ve been meaning to.

Take a nap.

Take several naps. Wake up from one nap, eat and fall asleep again.

Maybe shower at this point, it’s probably around 4pm.

Order pizza.

Watch another movie? Maybe read some more.

Stay up super late watching a new show you found at 9pm and there are multiple seasons and no commercials.