how to keep a blog going even on the weekend

Write extra on Friday and schedule it to come out on the weekend.

You would have no idea what day I’m writing this right now if I hadn’t told you that.

Imagine the shenanigans I could get away with. I’m speaking into the future, from the past.

ooooooohhhhhhh

Craaaaazy

What if inbetween writing this and it getting published, something crazy happened?

What are the odds that aliens invade the planet? What are the odds that what I’m writing in this moment has absolutely no context or relevancy because of what happened in between this moment and when it gets published?

I’d have to say something really controversial to increase those odds right?

Like, aliens suck.

Then they invade the planet. It turns out the aliens are super sensitive and they seek out anyone who spoke ill of them. But only after they invaded. Anyone who was cool to them when they first got here is fine. But this post was scheduled for a future date. I forget about it. I try to be cool to the aliens and they at first like me and just as a last check they scrub my internet history and stumble on this post, right before they were going to let me live. Now they have to kill me. If only I wouldn’t have used such inflammatory language. It’s too bad I couldn’t have just kept my controversial opinion to myself. I really went out on a limb and it backfired spectacularly.